By Mike VanZandt
Head golf pro Mike Mitchell, Shannon O’Brien, and John Milby pinched Michael Comeaux’s two skins Thursday at the Ranch. Comeaux was forced to leave the course for a family emergency before all the golfers completed their rounds. Dabney Harrison and Mike VanZandt tried to save Comeaux’s winnings and prevent the heist but were out voted by the unholy and greedy triumvirate. Instead of Comeaux winning 40% of the prize money, Milby and O’Brien gleefully pillaged his winnings.